In case your momma forgot to teach you not to be trash. Dear Diary,Today I did NOT wreck a home, because I have morals and a brain stem. Honestly, it’s not that hard. There’s a whole world of emotionally available men out there who aren’t contractually, legally, or spiritually bound to someone else—but somehow, some women still manage to trip and fall face-first into married dick like it’s a damn Slip ’N Slide. So in the spirit of community service (and because mockery is cheaper than therapy), I’ve compiled a list of very real, very necessary tips for how not to be the pathetic cliché known as “The Other Woman.”…